So I was at Powerhouse the other night and I caught a glimpse of something that was nothing short of a nightmare. Got there at about 1am and the queue was extremely long, on hindsight, I should have left after seeing that the queue was not moving much. But silly me had the idea of going to Boiler Room to get myself stamped before entering Powerhouse through the re-entry queue.
When I got in, it reminded me about how much I hate crowds and squeezing past crowds. That should have been another indication to leave. But, I lingered on. So my friends were down at the dance floor and I joined them after loitering outside for awhile. And after rocking the dance floor with my moves I learnt from watching shows like "Step Up" (as if), something in the corner caught my eye.
On the platform, there was this crazy/drunk/liberal lady dancing with much zest and oomph. My back was facing the platform but my friends told me to watch out as her ass was barely a few centimeters away from me. I turned around and got quite a shock that she was indeed very close and that disgusted me quite a lot. But she suddenly decided that it was a good idea to turn around which meant now I had eye contact with her, hmm, you know what. Not a good sight.
After a few moments of gyrating with herself, she suddenly thought it was a good idea to "reward" the guys with a little strip tease show. She started lifting up her dress and exposing what I made out to be her g-string. (I may be wrong because I only took a glance.) Some of the guys started cheering for whatever reasons that I cannot understand. (One man's meat is another man's poison I guess.) Cheering extremely loudly was her companion who had just caught her shoes a few moments ago.
Back to the g-string, what I saw was her back and it was probably a sight that was close to terrifying for me. Let me describe what I saw. Imagine a McDonalds cheeseburger. Except this was a cheeseburger that used two char-siew baos, instead of regular buns, to hold the meat and cheese. Now take out the meat and you get two char-siew baos holding a thin piece of cheese. Hope my description was helpful.
By that time, I was already wondering why the bouncer had not thrown this woman out, especially when there was one who was staring at her the whole time. After showing the guys her bottom, she proceeded to expose her top like a good stripper would. By that time, I was too disgusted that I never turned that way again and judging by the whistles and cheers, her personal strip show probably lasted for about 20 minutes or so. It was only then the bouncer decided to react and throw the woman and her companion out.
But not without a struggle! I think the woman tried to bribe the bouncer with a kiss but he declined like a sane man will. Seeing how her seductive technique failed (as if it ever had a chance), she jumped over to her companion's side and after some verbal confrontation, they were finally out.
So, what did you see on your weekend?
When I got in, it reminded me about how much I hate crowds and squeezing past crowds. That should have been another indication to leave. But, I lingered on. So my friends were down at the dance floor and I joined them after loitering outside for awhile. And after rocking the dance floor with my moves I learnt from watching shows like "Step Up" (as if), something in the corner caught my eye.
On the platform, there was this crazy/drunk/liberal lady dancing with much zest and oomph. My back was facing the platform but my friends told me to watch out as her ass was barely a few centimeters away from me. I turned around and got quite a shock that she was indeed very close and that disgusted me quite a lot. But she suddenly decided that it was a good idea to turn around which meant now I had eye contact with her, hmm, you know what. Not a good sight.
After a few moments of gyrating with herself, she suddenly thought it was a good idea to "reward" the guys with a little strip tease show. She started lifting up her dress and exposing what I made out to be her g-string. (I may be wrong because I only took a glance.) Some of the guys started cheering for whatever reasons that I cannot understand. (One man's meat is another man's poison I guess.) Cheering extremely loudly was her companion who had just caught her shoes a few moments ago.
Back to the g-string, what I saw was her back and it was probably a sight that was close to terrifying for me. Let me describe what I saw. Imagine a McDonalds cheeseburger. Except this was a cheeseburger that used two char-siew baos, instead of regular buns, to hold the meat and cheese. Now take out the meat and you get two char-siew baos holding a thin piece of cheese. Hope my description was helpful.
By that time, I was already wondering why the bouncer had not thrown this woman out, especially when there was one who was staring at her the whole time. After showing the guys her bottom, she proceeded to expose her top like a good stripper would. By that time, I was too disgusted that I never turned that way again and judging by the whistles and cheers, her personal strip show probably lasted for about 20 minutes or so. It was only then the bouncer decided to react and throw the woman and her companion out.
But not without a struggle! I think the woman tried to bribe the bouncer with a kiss but he declined like a sane man will. Seeing how her seductive technique failed (as if it ever had a chance), she jumped over to her companion's side and after some verbal confrontation, they were finally out.
So, what did you see on your weekend?
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